Damn Cheetos!!

I walk into Walgreen's to grab a quick V8 juice (no, I did not get the Vodka to go with it!),

 and there they were....

Flamin' Hot Cheetos!!!

Staring me down.

I calmly walked past them and kept going towards the drink section.

I looked up, and they were watching me!!!!!

Then they started talking to me...

'Yo baby.... come on over here.... we need to chat'

Next thing I know... well we did talk a little bit.....  But walked away!

Then all of a sudden they were chasing me and screaming at me!!

I had to do it.

Yes I bought them.

OMG... What do I do now....

You have to understand something....

I have been known to turn the empty bag inside out and lick the last remaining crumbs out of the bag.

I get the 'cheese dust' on my cheeks!

I KNOW......

It is a sickness

They call to me ~

They invade my dreams ~

They Follow me in the grocery stores ~

They have been know to write me LOVE letter!!!!!

F@*&!!!!!

What is a human to do??

F@*& it!

I ate the bag.....

And those extra two hours at the gym are worth it!!!!!

Elliptical Machine... here I come!!!